I won’t pretend Genital Jousting says anything we shouldn’t already know, nor can I (a cis woman) give helpful commentary as to whether they got things “right” or not. It’s a shame that Genital Jousting is getting the shaft by content blocks on Twitch and elsewhereīut mixed in with the goofy gameplay antics of male genitalia flopping about into set pieces, setting off fire extinguishers, and sucking everything from fruit to sex toys up John’s rear is a strangely heartfelt story about the dangers of toxic masculinity, the importance of consent, and the meaning behind societal gender roles. It was hard to stop myself from, as John, just crashing into every single object in every room just to see how it would react. Most of the humor here lies in the perkily documentary-style narration and the absurd physics of everything. Jokes about shafts, stiffness, and penetration can only last so long. The tale is short, and that’s probably a good thing.
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With a high school reunion coming up, John finds himself dissatisfied with his life and makes a series of bad decisions with the idea of impressing his former bullies when the big day comes. You’ll encounter said NPCs via a single player story mode that tells the story of a middle-aged penis named John. You can’t penetrate NPCs–they can’t consent, after all. By consenting to play at the start and again online (a consent you can also withdraw at any time), human players are capable of penetrating one another from behind for either gameplay progression, or just for fun. Every single character in this game, human or NPC, consists of a singular shaft attached to a pair of testicles with an anus opening at the back. Credit: Free Livesįrom Genital Jousting’s menu onward, you will be absolutely inundated with peens of all shapes, sizes, colors, and degrees of rigidity. It’s the first thing you see when you start it up.
This is the only safe for work screenshot I was able to take in the entire game.
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